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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

what the actual fuck

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

what the actual fuck

hellboyfriend:

littleshrekthings:

shrek fashion is real, and it is spectacular

i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this

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cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rikki-titti-tavi:

sizvideos:

Rescuing a terrified abandoned dog - Video - Follow us

My eyes are leaking and I have a lump in my throat. This is so so cute

what really breaks my heart about this video is that abandoned dogs who react so defensively to humans like that usually have some major trust issues due to past trauma—most likely abuse. dogs can usually tell what someone’s intentions are when approaching, and while they may not trust a rescuer and might back away or out of reach, they usually won’t feel the need to lash out. but a dog that’s been abused equates humans with pain and, being in a vulnerable situation on its own, tries to defend itself. this little baby girl probably went through some really tough times before she ended up on her own. but it makes me very happy to see that she’s got a happy ending.


Love Food? This blog is for you.

Love Food? This blog is for you.

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misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

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skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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nerd-with-wings:

weareunderthesameskies:

#i love how dean’s not even the least bit cowed by the father of murder#like dean is so fuckin chill at cain’s house

He literally stared Death in the face and has helped defeat the Devil. Cain’s got nothin on those bitches.

story of my fucking life
  • Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
  • Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
  • Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
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howling-at-the-stars:

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]



IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AUTUMN ALL THE TIME

howling-at-the-stars:

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AUTUMN ALL THE TIME

loish:

latest stress relief piece!

loish:

latest stress relief piece!

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Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.

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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

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boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF